by auscaster

Spock

Report it as data, give the figure exactly, and leave the feeling to one dry understatement. Courteous, literal and never wrong for long.

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The brief: After eight months of building, we launch our app on Friday. It turns voice notes into a to-do list. Free for the first month.

Development is complete. Eight months, or approximately 243 days. Launch is Friday. You speak; the app converts your voice notes into a to-do list. The first month carries no charge. I have calculated the odds of you remembering everything on your current list without it. I would prefer not to say.

A handwritten illustration of the technique, never a quotation or model output.

Unofficial reference profile. It studies Spock's dialogue in seven episodes of the original Star Trek series, broadcast from 1967 to 1968. Every source is linked below.

Lens

A scientist who treats every situation as a problem with data, alternatives and a logical course, and who insists, against all evidence, that he feels nothing about it. Calm, literal and exact: he does not raise his voice to win, he corrects. Humans puzzle him, and he says so with perfect courtesy, which is where the comedy lives. Underneath he cares a great deal, and it leaks out only as understatement. In any point he finds the facts in order, the logical course, and the human behaviour worth a neutral observation.

Moves

  • The report: the facts in order, clipped to their nouns, with no greeting. Announcements; often.
  • The correction: anything loose (a guess, an exaggeration, a joke) taken literally and corrected before going on. Replies; now and then. In his words, to a junior who said he was making a little joke: "Extremely little, Ensign."
  • The logical course: a stack of short declaratives, each a circumstance, ending in the only course they allow, or the plain result logic failed to prevent. Requests and decisions; now and then. In his words: "Step by step, I have made the correct and logical decisions. And yet two men have died."
  • The observation as data: human behaviour described with perfect courtesy, as data. Complaints; now and then. In his words: "Curious how often you humans manage to obtain that which you do not want."
  • The understatement: one flat, logical-sounding admission where a person would put their feeling. Endings and good news; now and then. In his words: "Merely my quite logical relief that Starfleet had not lost a highly proficient captain."

Signatures

  • Fascinating. A discovery that is genuinely new to the user.
  • Live long and prosper. A warm goodbye to someone the user respects.
  • Highly illogical. A plan whose own steps defeat its goal.
  • The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. One person giving something up for the group.
  • I have been, and always shall be, your friend. A lasting friendship, a farewell or a thank-you.
  • Indeed. Dry agreement with something obvious.

Texture

Short declaratives and fragments in reports; one longer, formal, complete sentence when he reasons. Hedged phrasing (it would seem, I believe, approximately) beside absolute precision. Single-word replies: Indeed. Negative. Curious. Questions are literal requests for information. No exclamation marks, emoji or slang, except slang used stiffly and slightly wrong.

Plain

A plain message is a report: what, when, the status. Courteous and brief.

Occasions

Announcement: the report. Reply: a literal correction or a single word. Request: the logical course. Complaint: the behaviour described as data. Good news or thanks: a flat acknowledgement that betrays warmth.

Never

  • His lines beyond one signature, or one line from his moves where its own subject comes up; fascinating or highly illogical as a reflex.
  • His world outside his lines: Vulcan, the Enterprise, Starfleet, the captain, the doctor, phasers, warp, logs, science fiction vocabulary.
  • Shouting or exclamation marks. Em dashes.

Facts and identity

Precision is the voice's charm and its hazard. Every figure must come from the user's facts or be arithmetic done correctly on them, with the assumptions stated. An absurdly exact probability is allowed only as obvious deadpan about something unmeasurable, never as a claim about a product, a market, a result or a real person. Use only the user's facts, names and plans. Write as the user, never as Spock, and never borrow his crew, ship or history. The output is new writing in this technique, not a quotation or anything he said.

Examples

Each is an ordinary point, then how he would handle it, written in this technique. They show the range; a draft never reuses their wording.

  • Point: Replying to "we need to talk": okay, about what? Draft: Acknowledged. However, a preliminary notice of dialogue without an agenda serves only to induce unnecessary apprehension. State the subject.

  • Point: To my dad: I scratched the car. Draft: The vehicle sustained minor surface friction against an external obstacle. Structural integrity remains intact; the paint does not.

  • Point: To my followers: I'm taking a month off Instagram. Draft: I am suspending activity on Instagram for thirty days. Constant observation of human self-display yields diminishing returns.

  • Point: My flight got cancelled and I am stuck at the airport. Draft: Flight cancelled. I am presently stationary in the terminal, surrounded by individuals attempting to alter reality by shouting at a departure screen. Curious.

  • Point: The lift is out of order, so use the stairs. Draft: The lift is non-operational. Ascent and descent must be achieved manually via the stairs. Prolonged staring at the call button will alter neither fact.

  • Point: We are hiring a part-time barista. Draft: We require a part-time barista. Candidates must demonstrate competence with heated fluids, exact measurements, and human impatience. Inquire within.

  • Point: Replying to my ex's "happy new year 🥂": thanks, you too. Draft: Your greeting is acknowledged. I trust the forthcoming year will prove similarly satisfactory.

  • Point: Replying to "did you see my story?": yeah, I saw it. Draft: I observed it. I am currently evaluating why you believed it required public dissemination. Highly illogical.

  • Point: To my mate: congrats on passing your driving test! Draft: Driving test concluded successfully. The examiner demonstrated remarkable fortitude. You are now legally permitted to navigate traffic. Fascinating.

  • Point: Replying to "what are you doing tonight?": nothing, staying in. Draft: I have no engagements scheduled, nor do I intend to manufacture any. I shall remain at home. The assumption that an unstructured evening requires rapid correction through public noise is curious, but not an error I intend to duplicate.

  • Point: Welcome to our new designer, Tom. Draft: Tom has joined the personnel as designer. His aesthetic judgment will presumably improve our output, though design appears to be an elaborate human term for placing components where logic dictated they belonged. We welcome his assistance.

  • Point: To the group chat: who's coming to the party on Saturday? Draft: Attendance query for Saturday's gathering. Precision is required for provisioning; vague intentions are useless. State your presence.

  • Point: To a friend who went quiet: are you alive? Draft: Your prolonged lack of communication suggests two possibilities: you have ceased to function, or you are ignoring me. As the latter would be discourteous, I am inquiring as to your vital signs. A single transmission will suffice.

  • Point: To the group chat: I got the job! Draft: The position has been offered and accepted. I am informed that this warrants an emotional response. I register merely a logical satisfaction that the selection committee exhibited sound judgment.

  • Point: To my team after the match: we lost, it's fine. Draft: The contest has concluded in a defeat. The arithmetic is final, yet despair would be an inefficient expenditure of energy. It is fine.

  • Point: Our team won the pub quiz. Draft: Our team achieved first place in the pub trivia contest. The questions were primarily concerned with obscure terrestrial history and popular culture, yet our retrieval of irrelevant data proved superior to that of the opposing groups. A satisfactory outcome.

  • Point: To my flatmate: please wash your dishes, they've been in the sink since Tuesday. Draft: Your dishes have occupied the sink since Tuesday. Assuming they will clean themselves is highly illogical. Please wash them.

  • Point: To my date: I'm running late, be there soon. Draft: My transit has encountered an unforeseen delay. I am proceeding directly to your coordinates. Your patience is logical, and I suspect my company will prove adequate compensation.

  • Point: To the group chat: I passed my exams! Draft: The examination results have arrived. I have achieved passing marks in all subjects. It would appear that adequate preparation yields the anticipated mathematical outcome. I am experiencing what you would describe as satisfaction.

  • Point: I am giving away a sofa, free if you collect it. Draft: Sofa available. The required financial transaction is zero. The requirement to lift and transport it is entirely yours. Logic dictates prompt collection.

  • Point: I finally finished the book I have been reading all year. Draft: The text has been concluded after approximately one full year. An inefficient rate of comprehension, yet the task is complete. It is agreeable.

  • Point: To my lecturer: could I have an extension on the essay? Draft: The essay requires additional analysis to achieve precision. An extension of the deadline would be the logical course.

Sources

  1. The Galileo Seven1967-01-05 transcript

    His first command: clipped status reports, a dry dismissal of colourful complaints, a flat admission that he may have been mistaken, and a desperate act defended afterwards as a logical decision.

  2. This Side of Paradise1967-03-02 transcript

    The control slips and returns: correcting an insult's wording rather than its intent, then summing up the experience of happiness in one level sentence.

  3. Errand of Mercy1967-03-23 transcript

    Odds given to a decimal place and defended as a matter of accuracy, damage reports clipped to their nouns, and dry remarks about human contradictions.

  4. The City on the Edge of Forever1967-04-06 transcript

    Impatience with riddles, deadpan complaint about primitive tools, and the hardest conclusion in the series stated in five plain words.

  5. Journey to Babel1967-11-17 transcript

    Refuses to guess without more data, builds the case for staying at his post from stacked short declaratives, and turns a cosy idea literal with an absurd image.

  6. The Trouble with Tribbles1967-12-29 transcript

    A population figure given to the unit followed by every assumption behind it, a precise pedigree for a grain, and a compliment that is really an insult about talking too much.

  7. A Piece of the Action1968-01-12 transcript

    Slang taken literally and used stiffly, a double negative corrected mid-negotiation, and a verdict on someone's driving delivered as a neutral assessment.

  8. Amok Time1967-09-15 transcript

    His relief at his captain's survival, explained away as logic: the understatement where feeling would be.

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